Thursday, June 12, 2008

My achievement on the virtual world

The biggest revealer of all times, undoubtedly, has been google.com. My four long years in this Sensex boasting IT industry would not have been possible without Google. Behind every successful IT engineer is the beautiful and powerful Google search engine. Though the definition of success is different for different people, for me, success is survival. Without the power of Google’s search, my codes would have gone into infinite loops, my dates would not have got formatted, my timestamps would have been non-existent, my String to number and number to string conversions would have been impossible and in short, I would have been doomed! Nahi nahi this post is not a gaurav gatha of Google dev ki mahima. In fact, this post has nothing to do with Google or search engines in general. Who to maine avain itna kuch likh diya. 

Actually, I was doing some random searches on Google the other day. One of the search keywords was “koi fata” (translated literally to “some poor/pathetic joke” in English). Yeah yeah, I know not very intelligent keywords but who said I made intelligent random searches! But, but I was surprised to see the search results. The first URL, ladies and gentlemen, was my own blog!!! This is the only time I think I came first! Khushi ke mare meri ankhein nam ho gayin, gala bhar aaya saab kya bataun bas rone hi wali thi. Now, I come from a family and friends background where people are listed for writing books on problems like Java Memory Leaks (first link when you search Rajeev Palanki, my brother) and such high fidelity stuff. But someone said every family has a black sheep. I am black by my family standards and I am sheepish most of the times. Err ok, that was a fata and it is precisely for such bakwas that this blog is the most popular fata link ever! 

My PJs are lethal, mass destruction weapons. Any one hearing them can completely lose their mental balance. More people around me are suffering from acute hair fall than around anyone else because they start pulling their hair in disgust! But still, even after bearing all the jokes on them, my managers have not kicked me out of the company, my friends have not stopped talking to me, Varsha has not stopped living with me, my family, even though they have more precious and intelligent members, has not disowned me. Aap sabhi ka mujhpe jo upkar hai use kabhi nahi bhulaya jaega. 

But Pjs hold the wisdom of generations and the paradoxes of life - “ek budhiya bachpan mein mar gayi” is a sample. I have had some really interesting and inspiring sessions with people where we have shared numerous PJs and pondered over serious, mind blowing questions like “Why did the other two chipkali fall off the wall when one started singing?”(answer of course is, the other two started clapping.). Such discussion have only added fuel to the inherent talent I had of killing people by singing and passing jokes. Talent or congenital disorder, I leave it upto the reader to decide.

The motivation of starting this blog has come from this ability to have a PJ for almost every occasion. So people, thank you for coming to my blog, patiently reading stuff and making this the most popular fata link. 

God bless you all!!

22 comments:

Amit said...

wah kya likha hai........u r undoubtedly the queen of all PJ's :D
n chhipkalis are better on the wall rather than clapping 4 ur PJ's ;-)......keep PJing

Amit said...

and we know how talented u r madame.....so stop doing self marketing :-)

Anonymous said...

agree with this gentleman. on what exactly i agree with, i leave for you to guess!

Anonymous said...

what should I say you...Cadbury Bourn-Vita or Glucon-D!! whatever.. but I think you are a highly energetic person. when we..sort of selfish people..put our bitterness on our blog, then you at the same time..doing a great job..making us laugh.

I'm now eagerly waiting for your next post.. have a happy life :-)

Anusha said...

@ Amit ji

your first comment: Is that a compliment?? :D

your second comment: hehe..ab main kya kahun...talent to, ahem, hai hi..
m blushing all over.. ;-)

@ Anonymous 1
Guess work..umm...ok..you seem to agree that I am a talented PJ queen..(i hope you agreed with both his comments..)

@ Anonymous 2
So you laughed! good..

Tanki shakti monkey shakti bournvita! hahaha

I post my bitterness as well. But they are disguised as sarcasm and poems..:-) (A different URL.)

Thank you all for coming, reading, commenting and coming back again..It means a lot!

Amit said...

comment or compliment.....good question and the answer is the mood i was in that time........and i was in a jpyous mood that time dear :-)aapke talent ke to hum hamesha se hi pankhe hain ;-)

Anonymous said...

:-) :-)

Anusha said...

@ Amit ji

pankhe nahi chaiye..talent bhi sirdard hi hai.. :-)

May you be in the joyous mood always..:-)

@ Anonymous

Ah! you are so predictable..:-)

Amit said...

pankhe nahi chahiye.......err....now d question arises ki talent sir dard hai ya pankhe :D

Anusha said...

@ Amit..

errrr....hehehe...hahahaa..

wanted to say something else..but that just goes on to prove the point that i fail miserably with words.. :-)

talent sirdard hai..my singing as well as my blogs have cause enough aches of the brain, hair, ears and head(sometimes heart as well)..uspe agar koi fan ban jaaye to sharmindagi ka ehsaas badh jaata hai.. ;-)

Varsha said...

sahi hai madam.. PJ's main apki takkar ke kam hi log hain... very few people can laugh on themselves and u r the one.. the best one today was that navita's childen will be born with tilted heads...

keep writing..

Anusha said...

@ Varsha..

Thanks for bearing all that and more...

I think I can start a "PJ of the day" mail subscription...What do you think how many subscribers would be there? :-)

Amit said...

are Ji nahi bola.......wah :) would like to know what u wanted to say and anyways n u dont fail but express it differently.....n no need to be too humble ;)

Abhay said...

Hey anusha...I guess it's not only u..all bhopali's are sort or gifted with gud sense of humor( I dont call it fatta or PJ..) yeah ..there r some exceptions like varsha..but she never is a true bhopali...:)

Abhay said...

ohh..forgot to mention..nice post...yet again..

Anusha said...

@ Abhay

hmm..This is not the place to discuss the sense of humor (or lack of it) of the readers of this blog..

As far as I know, she is one of the few who understood my humor(rather, the lack of it)..

Bhopalis to special hote hain..no doubt about that..

Thanks for coming and commenting..I love comments..Keep them coming...

Nitu said...

Hail the queen who reigns the King Google!
Damn it..my blog doesn't come up first even with my own name as a search key!!!!!

Anusha said...

@ Nitu,

I think google gets confused what to show when you search by your name as do so many other people.. :-)

Nitu said...

He he.. aap bhi naa ...

Amit said...

yaar humne bhi upar kahi ek comment kiya tha :D

Anusha said...

@ Nitu..

main bhi naa ...? :-D

@ Amit ji

haan to? .. :-D

Pslv said...

@Anusha ji,

Google is the vedas of the modern times. google has made me visualize myself as a Horse rider Archer in the Army of Chengiz khan the mongol in the steppes of Mongolia.. to the Yuri Vladimir Alexi Ivanovich the unknown spy of the KGB in U.S.S.R to a cow boy in USA.. to al amigo in Mexico to a Red Indian chief.. google is Godly..Google has made me proficient in Matlab, ANSYS and MEMS as well.. Its a survival kit :).. Bolo Jai google. I loved this post...